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Man Texts Entire Works of Shakespeare to Punish Fraudster Who Wouldn’t Send Him PS3

Edd Joseph, our hero. (Facebook)

A UK man is currently texting the entire works of Shakespeare to a fraudulent online vendor who refused to send him the PS3 he’d purchased. Ugh — how are British people so classy, even when they’re getting revenge on each other?

It all started when 24-year-old Edd Joseph paid £80 for a PS3 on Gumtree, and the vendor never delivered it to him, the Telegraph reports. Read More

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Brits Will Soon Have to Inform Their ISPs If They Want to See Porn

Not who I want to talk porno with, really. (Photo by David Bebber - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

While everyone in America frantically cracks jokes about the spawn of Will n’ Kate on Twitter, actual Britons are a little distracted. The Guardian reports that their prime minister is about to introduce a broad crackdown on Internet pornography, which he believes is “corroding childhood.”

Soon, anyone who wants access to the dirty stuff will have to formally inform their ISP; otherwise, it’ll be blocked by default. For the children. Because repressing everything naughty sure made the Victorians healthy and normal and definitely not weirdly preoccupied with spanking. Read More

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London Now Has a Squad of Cops Wholly Dedicated to IP Crimes

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Watch out, impatient U.K. Game of Thrones fans: The City of London is launching a new police unit dedicated to IP crimes. The squad will be responsible for both online piracy and IRL offenses like counterfeit goods., and the national government is contributing £2.5 million to the cause.

This comes on the heels of a crackdown on torrent site operators, TorrentFreak reports. Read More