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We Did It! The United States Reportedly Hosts the World’s Most Porn

Are you proud of us, James? (Photo: Imgur)

At least we’re in first place for something: The United States hosts more online pornography than any other country in the world. If new research is to be believed, America’s home to about 60 percent of the grand total — about 428 million pages. Those red-light district going denizens of the Netherlands ranked second for hosting 187 million pages, a figure that’s ten times bigger than its population. Read More

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‘Spreadsheets’ App Measures How Loud You Moan to Determine If You’re Good at Sex

"Lol sorry for ejaculating prematurely." (Photo: Spreadsheets)

Here at Betabeat, we’ve always said the key metric for determining a good sex partner is the decibel at which they shriek during intercourse.

Now a new app called “Spreadsheets” promises to help you quantify all of the things that supposedly add up to satisfying sex–such as the number of thrusts and the pitch of your scream–to determine whether or not you’re good in the sack. (Hint: if you need an app to figure this out, you’re probably not.) Read More

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Would You Like to Buy a ‘Wearable Smart Vibrator’ From Start-ups: Silicon Valley Star Hermione Way?

Ms. Way. (Photo: Indiegogo)

Welcome to life after Bravo: Hermione Way, erstwhile Start-ups: Silicon Valley star, is now the face of Vibease, a company that purports to make the first “wearable smart vibrator.” They’ve just launched an Indiegogo campaign to raise $15,000, and they’re already at $13,695.

Ignore the fact that “Vibease,” when you say it out loud, sounds like it has something to do with bees. Vi-BEES. Read More

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Even Porn Star James Deen Looks a Little Silly Boning in Google Glass

Uhhh, Glass, how do I block out the Glass? (Photo: Screencap)

Try as they might, the prudes in Mountain View just cannot stop humans from using Glass for dirty purposes.

Sure, Google bowdlerized developer MiKandi’s Tits and Glass, the first porn app for Glass, but that doesn’t mean they’ll let themselves be wholly cock-blocked. They’ve built a platform where users can share videos made with Glass, and they’ve also teamed up with beloved Internet personality James Deen and Andy San Dimas for this production, supposedly the first professional porno made on Glass. Read More

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Brits Will Soon Have to Inform Their ISPs If They Want to See Porn

Not who I want to talk porno with, really. (Photo by David Bebber - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

While everyone in America frantically cracks jokes about the spawn of Will n’ Kate on Twitter, actual Britons are a little distracted. The Guardian reports that their prime minister is about to introduce a broad crackdown on Internet pornography, which he believes is “corroding childhood.”

Soon, anyone who wants access to the dirty stuff will have to formally inform their ISP; otherwise, it’ll be blocked by default. For the children. Because repressing everything naughty sure made the Victorians healthy and normal and definitely not weirdly preoccupied with spanking. Read More

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With Another NSFW Kickstarter Clone Launching, There’s No Excuse To Be Tired of Internet Porn

A typical project on Fan Fund XXX.

Apparently “Kickstarter but for porn” is the new “Netflix for [insert noun here].” Another new crowd-funded website aimed at libidinous content creators looking to craft their own DIY porn launched today. It’s called Fan Fund XXX (NSFW if the XXX didn’t alert you) and it only has three projects listed so far, including a porn parody of the movie Saw. Read More