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Would You Like to Buy a ‘Wearable Smart Vibrator’ From Start-ups: Silicon Valley Star Hermione Way?

Ms. Way. (Photo: Indiegogo)

Welcome to life after Bravo: Hermione Way, erstwhile Start-ups: Silicon Valley star, is now the face of Vibease, a company that purports to make the first “wearable smart vibrator.” They’ve just launched an Indiegogo campaign to raise $15,000, and they’re already at $13,695.

Ignore the fact that “Vibease,” when you say it out loud, sounds like it has something to do with bees. Vi-BEES. Read More

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Even Porn Star James Deen Looks a Little Silly Boning in Google Glass

Uhhh, Glass, how do I block out the Glass? (Photo: Screencap)

Try as they might, the prudes in Mountain View just cannot stop humans from using Glass for dirty purposes.

Sure, Google bowdlerized developer MiKandi’s Tits and Glass, the first porn app for Glass, but that doesn’t mean they’ll let themselves be wholly cock-blocked. They’ve built a platform where users can share videos made with Glass, and they’ve also teamed up with beloved Internet personality James Deen and Andy San Dimas for this production, supposedly the first professional porno made on Glass. Read More

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Brits Will Soon Have to Inform Their ISPs If They Want to See Porn

Not who I want to talk porno with, really. (Photo by David Bebber - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

While everyone in America frantically cracks jokes about the spawn of Will n’ Kate on Twitter, actual Britons are a little distracted. The Guardian reports that their prime minister is about to introduce a broad crackdown on Internet pornography, which he believes is “corroding childhood.”

Soon, anyone who wants access to the dirty stuff will have to formally inform their ISP; otherwise, it’ll be blocked by default. For the children. Because repressing everything naughty sure made the Victorians healthy and normal and definitely not weirdly preoccupied with spanking. Read More

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With Another NSFW Kickstarter Clone Launching, There’s No Excuse To Be Tired of Internet Porn

A typical project on Fan Fund XXX.

Apparently “Kickstarter but for porn” is the new “Netflix for [insert noun here].” Another new crowd-funded website aimed at libidinous content creators looking to craft their own DIY porn launched today. It’s called Fan Fund XXX (NSFW if the XXX didn’t alert you) and it only has three projects listed so far, including a porn parody of the movie Saw. Read More

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Gay Catholic Priests Are Just As Into Hookup Sites As You Are

OTP of gay priests.

So, it turns out that gay Catholic priests have penises too! And their tiny bishops have urges and needs that not even higher beings can satisfy. But with the outdated sexuality shaming the church imposes on its members, it’s hard for gay priests to get laid.

A bitchy Italian news site Gloria outed a supposedly commonly used website called Venerabilis, a.k.a. Manhunt for clergymen. Read More

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Finally, a Way to Make Straight Gamer Guys ‘Genuinely Horny’

(Photo: Road to VR)

It’s almost impossible to get a straight dude who plays video games horny these days. Walk by him in a short skirt that’s practically begging to be creepshotted and he’ll politely avert his gaze. Use your girl voice to talk to him on Xbox Live and he’ll compliment you on your impressive gameplay skills and immediately want to engage you in a conversation about the latest issue of Bust magazine. Luckily, developers of Wicked Paradise, an adult virtual reality game for the Oculus Rift headset, are working to solve this important problem. Read More

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No-Fun Google Bans Porn from Glass

(Photo: Mikandi Blog)

Hot on the heels of the release of the first-ever porn app for Google Glass, cleverly titled Tits and Glass, comes the news that the boner-killing Internet giant has decided to ban porn completely from the wearable device. That means no sexy hands-free videos will be streaming to your face computer any time soon. Read More

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Google Glass’s First Porn App Has An Incredible Name: Tits & Glass

Tits and class. (Photo: MiKandi)

Update: Looks like Mikandi has some work cut out for them: Google has just banned porn from Glass.

America has done it! The first eagerly anticipated porn app for Google Glass is here and it comes bearing the most wonderful name: Tits & Glass.

Developed by the world’s “largest app store” MiKandi, the free app lets horny cyborgs share, browse, comment, and vote on their favorite pornographic content right in front of their faces. It comes preloaded with photos and skin flicks that are optimized for Glass’s point-of-view, so it’s sort of like you’re near a woman. Read More