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Webcam Girls Are Reportedly Usurping Porn Stars As Internet Sex Queens

WARNING: Clients may not resemble Joseph Gordon-Levitt after working out. (Photo: ashvegas.com)

The Daily Beast sent one brave reporter to this year’s AVN Awards, the porn industry’s Oscars (or at least its Golden Globes).

All in all, the experience sounded pretty depressing — tipsy porn stars whispering pervy nothings in excitable fans’ ears, shriveling attendance numbers, horrible Holocaust jokes.

But what stuck out to us was one industry insider’s assertion that porn stars as we know them are a thing of the past.  Read More

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A Gay Porn Studio Is Going to “Digitally Remove Condoms” From Its Films

How could you say no to these guys? (Photo: Falcon Studios)

Gay porn producer Falcon Studios is digitally removing the condoms out of its upcoming film in what appears to be the hardest task ever.

In its newest release California Dreamin’ 1 (we’re already excited for the sequel!), the company said it’s going to shoot the video with the models using protection, but will use Photoshop to give the impression it was shot without condoms.

The film is a hom(o)age to the pre-protection era, you know before safety and common sense ruined everything. The studio explains in a NSFW blog post that the experiment “was to provide the pre-condom fantasy and remain true to the safe sex philosophy.” 

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Scientists Are Working on a Bra That Prevents Stress Eating

Results may vary. (Photo: Getty)

Like something ripped straight from a Cathy comic, bras that monitor your stress levels may soon be available to help combat overeating, Discovery News reports.

A team of Microsoft scientists developed a bra that reads wearers’ vital statistics, picking up on the physical symptoms of stress. Using the bra, the scientists predicted changes in physiology that accompany eating and stress, “including whether the subjects were happy and angry,” Discovery says. Read More

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Study: Americans Gear Up for Black Friday by Fapping

What else are they supposed to do on that line? (Photo: Getty)

If your typical reaction to Black Friday mayhem is a highly nuanced and mature jerking-off hand motion, you may actually be onto something. It turns out that the hours between Thanksgiving dinner and the next day’s bout of mall madness are prime yankin’ it time.

PornHub released some interesting statistics yesterday regarding Internet porn consumption. Some highlights: naughty online activity decreased significantly throughout christendom on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day last year; American porn-watching decreased by about 8 percent on Valentine’s Day this year; and the least popular holiday for porn is New Year’s Eve, which is surprising, because that particular day of the year is usually all about disappointing endings. Read More

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Survey Says Your Boss Is Probably Looking at Porn Right Now

Experts. (Photo: Shermanave.com)

Next time your workplace computer network feels a little sluggish, don’t be so quick to blame Time Warner. It might be infected with a digital STD thanks to your company’s pervy higher-ups.

A recent survey showed that corporate malware is often caused by senior managers peeping at porn on their work computers. Forty percent of malware experts polled said they’d removed the stuff from a boss’s machine, Time NewsFeed reports. Read More

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No Uglies: ‘LoveRoom’ Ensures Only Hotties Will Rent Your Extra Bedroom

All of the users definitely look like this (Screengrab: loveroom.launchrock.com)

Airbnb users who are sick of hosting uggos will be pleased to learn there’s a new startup in town whose goal is to let temporary tenants and landlords match up with hotties they’d like to bang.

Specifically, LoveRoom is “a platform where single people from all around the world can rent their living space to others they find attractive,” founder Joshua Bocanegra told us. “If you like using Airbnb and you like using Tinder, you’ll really like LoveRoom.”

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Get Your Morning Off to a Great Start With This Alarm Clock That’s Also a Vibrator

Looks innocent enough. (Photo: littleroosterstore.com)

Like something out of a Sex and the City 3 fanfic tweet, you can now use a high-tech vibrator as an alarm clock.

This cunning clock is guaranteed to put a little moaning in your morning (that’s supposed to be read in a Samantha Jones voice, in case you couldn’t tell). Known as the “Little Rooster,” it costs $64 and promises to stay put between the thighs all night long. Then, the device turns on just in time to turn you on, buzzing you awake so you can start your day feeling as relaxed as humanly possible. Read More