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This New Microchip Will Keep Track of When Your Fake Boobs Need a Tune-Up

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If the only thing stopping you from getting fake boobs is the prospect of remembering when you got them, you’re in luck. A company has created microchip that will help doctors glean the make and model of your faux fun bags simply by scanning them with a handheld device.

The company Establishment Labs is marketing the new microchips, according to the New York Daily News. The company is based in Florida (duh) and Belgium (huh?), and they say the radio frequency identification chips will give doctors and patients “easier access to information about the implants, including their serial number, manufacturer name and other data.”

The technology isn’t just intended to lend a helping hand to scatter-brained plastic surgery enthusiasts. From the Daily News: Read More

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Woman’s Fake Boob Explodes Because She Can’t Stop Playing iPhone Game

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Two of the most significant technological achievements of our time — silicone breast implants and iPhone video games — recently met in a Beijing apartment and the results were not pretty.

A young woman was lying in bed and playing a game called Dragon Summon on her iPhone for four hours straight when she felt pain in her chest, according to The Daily MailIt turned out her G-cup implant had ruptured. Read More