Did you think restoring your phone to factory setting meant deleting each and every torrid midnight sext you’ve ever sent or received? So did we, don’t feel bad. But a Czech Republic-based security firm has proven that dick pics and sundry nude photos are actually not that hard to recover from a wiped Android.
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You might have heard by now that people can be finicky when it comes to sexting. Ladies don’t actually love dick pics, for example, and sending one could actually land you in the clink if you’re in Kenya.
Lucky for phallic photo fanatics, you can now hire a robot to stand in for the human mate you scared away with your last drunken booty text. It’s called Sext Adventure, and it costs $5.
Sometimes, it feels like being bombarded with unsolicited photos of disembodied dongs via text message is just part of the crazy times in which we live.
“Why?” you ask yourself, late at night when you receive a grainy photo of your hammered ex-hookup’s family jewels. “Why does he think this is acceptable?”