Leave it to Bezos

Leave it to Bezos

Do Not Make Jeff Bezos Mad Because He Will Probably Make You Cry

No sleep on Sunday. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Betabeat has long harbored a not-so-secret suspicion that Jeff Bezos might actually be Lex Luthor. Well, fire up your word processor and get ready to write some crossover fanfic, because a new profile in Bloomberg Businessweek, excerpted from a coming book by writer Brad Stone, essentially confirms at least one major overlap: Jeff Bezos loves pitching a good fit at his henchmen.

Apparently some of his employees call his angry fits “nutters.” Take this anecdote of his response to a poorly planned-out update: “He called me a ‘complete f-‍-‍-‍-‍-‍- idiot’ and said he had no idea why he hired idiots like me at the company, and said, ‘I need you to clean up your organization.” Read More

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Staples and RadioShack Remember Amazon Is a Competitor, Bail on ‘Lockers’ Program

Cool dystopian world-building, Jeff. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

Bad news for those of us with lousy, package-stealing neighbors: Bloomberg News reports that Staples and RadioShack have both pulled out of Amazon’s lockers program. Corporate HQ probably wasn’t thrilled about inviting their scariest competitor into their stores to begin with, and the experiment just didn’t generate the cash to make it worth taking a viper to their breast. Read More

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Is Jeff Bezos Actually a Super Villain? A Photo Essay

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NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 09: founder and CEO Jeffrey P. Bezos speaks at an event unveiling the new Amazon Kindle 2.0 at the Morgan Library & Museum February 9, 2009 in New York City. The updated electronic reading device is slimmer with new syncing technology and longer battery life and will begin shipping February 24th.  (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

Here’s the thing about Jeff Bezos: He hasn’t just upended the book business and set his sights on taking over basically all retail, everywhere, all the time. He also has the singular misfortune of looking like a super villain. (Just ask anyone who works in publishing.)

From the bald head to the power-casual ensembles, it’s like he’s engaged in 24/7 Lex Luthor cosplay (and we’re not the only ones who’ve noticed, either.) Pulling Apollo-era rockets out of the ocean: total super villain move. Watching him buy the Washington Post gives us faint deja vu–didn’t we see this on an episode of Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman? Read More

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Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos Buys the Washington Post Because He Can

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At 4:15 p.m., according to Jim RomaneskoWashington Post publisher Katharine Weymouth called her staffers into the auditorium for a 4:30 p.m. announcement. The news: Amazon founder and noted rocketry enthusiast Jeff Bezos is buying the Post and its “affiliated publications” outright. He’ll pay $250 million in cash.

Perhaps you heard the shrieks of shock issuing from newsrooms all over town? Read More

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World Moves One Step Closer to Dystopian Future Where We Eat, Sleep, Breathe Amazon

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We’re so, so close to a world where Amazon removes all reason for you to leave your apartment. You can order lightbulbs for same-day delivery and, while you wait, watch Dora the Explorer in the dark. And soon, Reuters reports, you’ll be able to order fresh groceries (as opposed to the staples available now) from the company.

Amazon is expanding its AmazonFresh pilot in Seattle, soon to Los Angeles and then San Francisco later this year. Depending on the results, Amazon might expand to 20 other cities in 2014. Read More