Maybe Don’t Tweet About Your Insider Trading Because the FBI Is Watching

Like this but minus all the aliens and sewer monsters.

If you work at a hedge fund and perhaps do a bit of light insider trading to fund your daughter’s equestrian extracurriculars, you might want to be careful about what you’re posting on Facebook and Twitter these days. There are FBI agents charged with highlighting any evidence of wrongdoing you might let slip.

Poor bastards, they probably joined up thinking they’d get to be some combination of Fox Mulder and Seeley Booth. Read More