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Why Not Jazz Things Up? The Deranged Teen Beauty Tips of WikiHow.Com

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Internet, this is what we get for destroying print media.

When I was an insecure preteen facing beauty qualms, I’d buy a copy of YMSeventeen, CosmoGirl or one of the other dozen or so magazines catering to girls at my local 7-Eleven. These magazines taught me how to curl my hair, how to make a DIY anti-acne facial or how to pluck my eyebrows into perfectly thin rainbow arches (hey, it was the early 2000s).

Of course, these teen-centric publications weren’t all good. They were laden with ads and could be perceived as preying on their readers’ insecurities. But at least they were being curated and edited by grown-ups who actually knew how to give the readers what they wanted. Read More

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What Color Is Your Parachute? Site Suggests a Sugar Daddy to Survive the Fiscal Cliff

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Ladiesss! Is the idea that the country might careen over the fiscal cliff, thereby increasing your tax bill in 2013, getting you down?

Well, banish any worries about the clowns in our nation’s capital from your pretty little head. The Internet, it turns out, has already provided you with a solution. All you have to do is conquer any culturally inculcated resistance to the idea of taking bribes for access to your body and/or companionship. Simple! Read More