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BABIES!

BABIES!

What’s More Alarming: Naming a Kid After Apple Software, or After 50 Shades?

I mean, WTF.

Hot on the heels of the rumor that some terrible, unfeeling parents have named their newborn Hashtag comes the news that names from Cupertino are the latest thing. The parenting website BabyCenter has released stats on the popularity of various names among the parents registered on the site, and The Next Web reports that Apple has increased its popularity 15 percent as a girl’s name. Siri (apparently a real Norwegian name) increased 5 percent. And among the lads, Mac jumped 12 percent.

Hang on–the littlest Yahoo’s name is Macallister, which you’d presumably shorten to Mac. What are you up to, Marissa Mayer? Read More

BABIES!

Infographic: What Jay-Z and Beyonce’s New Baby Did to Twitter

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Jay-Z and Beyonce had a baaaaaaaabyyyyyyyyyyy and it’s the most exciting news in the history of everrrrrrrrr. You might already know this because you’re a sentient human being with access to news outlets, who have covered this earth-shattering event with the investigative prowess probably best reserved for other causes in an ideal world, but that’s Read More