#Emojis4lyfe

Thumbs Up: You Can Now Search Yelp With Emojis

Now searching Yelp is a piece of cake (Yelp).

There was once a time when emojis were all fun and games, but now they mean business.

A new Yelp feature enables users on the mobile app to search for services using the friendly little icons we all love.

Now, instead of typing “bar,” all you have to do is enter one of the five alcohol-related emojis.  Wine glass, martini glass, garnished cocktail glass, beer mug or X2 beer mug — the choice is yours. Read More

Letter From San Francisco

The New Share Economy is Making Us All Better People

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SAN FRANCISCO — The reputed inventor* of the modern Mission burrito – the Chicano food tube that’s sustained entrepreneurial San Franciscans from the 1849 Gold Rush through both dot com booms, has a problem. Judging by Yelp, the historic Mission eatery has been coasting along more on tradition than taste. Even OG’s aren’t impervious to the brash rules of the review economy, thus a beleaguered La Cumbre rep toils online, addressing their poor reviews one by one. Read More

Bad Reputation

Mysterious Software Claims it Can Cleanse Google of ‘Lies’ About How Much You Suck

Guess this means no more Scumbag Steve memes? (Photo: Knowyourmeme.com)

Are you sick of potential dates being turned off by your ex-girlfriend’s online claims that you were a coke-addicted, abusive mess when you dated? Then you will love a new website called Brand.com, which cleanses Google of false information about people, places and things.

Brand.com’s president, Michael Zammuto, told VentureBeat the site’s “patent-pending De-Indexing Action Plan is the first turnkey process that can permanently erase misleading content from Google, Yahoo, and Bing’s search algorithms.” Read More

It's the Cops!

Authorities Appalled to Learn Internet Reviews Are Often Complete Lies

"I've got some thoughts to share about that shawarma place by City Hall." (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

Does that vile pizza joint down the block have a suspiciously high Yelp review, thanks to a series of glowing, five-star reviews by people who’ve written only the one and also sound suspiciously like the manager but wearing a Groucho Marx disguise?

Well, the long arm of the law is reaching out for them, at last. The New York Times reports that, after a yearlong investigation, New York State is cracking down on the practice of fluffing your online reviews with fake positive reviews, as well as the companies who’ll do the dirty work for a small fee.  Read More

d'oh

Internet Tough Guy Fired for Threatening to Leave Nasty Remarks About Restaurants on Yelp

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A Groupon employee and certified Internet tough guy who threatened to have his friends write disparaging Yelp reviews about a small business owner has been fired.

Last week, proprietor Trip Hosley posted a note on his restaurant’s Facebook page of an email exchange between him and Groupon sales rep Andy Johnston. Apparently Mr. Johnston was displeased with Mr. Hosley’s habit of hanging up on him, so he threatened to unleash his “huge network of friends that are all extremely active on social media” to post negative remarks on Yelp about the bistro. Read More

Food Fight

Following Merger, GrubHub and Seamless Hit with Temporary Antitrust Rules

Attorney General Eric Schneiderman (Photo: oag.state.ny.us)

Two of the city’s biggest online food delivery companies merged in May — but New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman is hoping to keep the online food ordering game competitive with a few new rules (well, for now).

Mr. Schneiderman today announced a settlement with GrubHub and Seamless. The agreement states that the companies will no longer be allowed to form exclusive agreements with certain vendors, a release from Mr. Schneiderman’s office states, and they must sever any existing ties within the next 45 days. Read More

Craigslist Goodies

Hot New Job Alert for Struggling English Majors: Writing Fake Yelp Reviews

Chili's always scores 5 stars. (Photo: Yelp)

There are plenty of struggling writers in the city looking for a few extra dollars, so someone has smartly devised a plan to use their skills and to game the very legitimate review system on Yelp. As discovered by Eater, a posting on Craigslist (in New York’s writing/editing jobs section, natch) is hiring people for $25 to write “well-written” reviews on the complaint outpost website for the restaurants suffering with poor scores. In addition to having the penmanship of Frank Bruni, interested writers are required to have 50 reviews in their profile. Read More