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Do you prefer your porn with a side of malware? According to one British researcher, users who visit popular porn sites like PornHub and xHamster have a 42 percent chance of contracting digital STDs (a.k.a. malware) on their computers. Naturally, online porn purveyors sites did not take kindly to the study, which they say overinflated the risk.

PornHub called it "grossly exaggerate(d)," and xHamster said that while it has suffered from malware issues in the past, it's worked hard to find reliable advertising partners that don't infect your computer.

Just remember, folks: your computer can contract a digital STD even from browser-on-infected-ad contact.

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Bad news for the porno pervs among us (a.k.a. everyone). As it turns out, websites that stream free porn are actually laden with malware that could completely destroy your computer. But it's totally worth it, right?

Researcher Conrad Longmore told The Telegraph that a number of ads on popular streaming sites like xHamster and PornHub can automatically install malware on your computer. Mr. Longmore said that the sites aren't purposefully hosting malware, but because the process for buying and packaging ads is so complex, they're likely running malicious ads without being aware of it.

Mr. Longmore found that xHamster, for example, has malicious advertising on 5 percent of its content. Since the average user looks at 10 pages per visit, that gives them a 42 percent chance of contracting malware from the site.

Think Bill Gates would give us grant money for a condom that protects against digital STDs?

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Break out the champagne, guys! According to a report published by porn search engine PornWatchers.com, humans have successfully watched 1.2 million years worth of porn since 2006. Congratulations, humanity.

The caveat? That number accounts for just two of the Internet's favorite porn sites, XHamster and YouPorn. What of PornHub or RedTube or XTube? Surely if we counted those, and also all of the weird fetish sites, that number would be at least tripled. So proud of us right now.

The report also states that the platforms have reached 93 billion views, which equals approximately 15 views for each human on earth. There have also been 158 million ratings and 8 million comments, a number so large that it kind of defeats the theory that only weirdos comment on porn videos.

If you're going to any holiday parties tonight, make sure you have a proper toast: To porn. To us. Cheers!

(h/t HuffPo)

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While the bigwigs of Cornell's NYC Tech program gathered at their temporary digs in the Google HQ to pat each other's backs, word was spreading about one enterprising cam girl who decided to use Cornell's Carpenter Engineering Library as a backdrop for a self-made porno.

A tipster sent the video to IvyGate, which was uploaded to Xhamster and posted to Cornell's forums, EzraHub. The video shows a young blonde woman masturbating; at one point, she angles the computer to show that someone is studying behind her, providing a pretty comprehensive view of the library which IvyGate confirmed is "Carp."

Naturally, Cornell students immediately donned their Internet sleuthing caps and went to work trying to determine the woman's identity. One student linked to a profile of a professional cam girl named Cameron Knight, who bears a striking resemblance to the girl in the video. Her profile also states that she lives in Syracuse, which is just an hour drive to Cornell's campus in Ithaca.

Another EzraHub poster wondered if she was a student over the summer. "The video was posted over the summer and that's the only time I could see Carp being empty enough for a hot (ok, she's not hot at all, but hot for the Engineering Quad) girl to get away with touching herself without a slew of neckbeards drooling all over her," he wrote.

One Cornell alum told Betabeat, "Oh man. That's number one on the Cornell 161 things to do list: fuck in the stacks."

Whoever the mystery girl may be, this is certainly the most interesting thing to ever happen in an engineering library.

(h/t HyperVocal)

Update: IvyGate has confirmed that the same cam girl has filmed at least three other videos at the Cornell Law Library. Does Cornell have any campus security?