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Don’t Worry, Your Google Glass Still Works In This Frigid Weather

A snowblower as seen #throughglass. (Photo: YouTube)

As we prepare for tonight’s freezing exhale from Canada (née “polar vortex“), it’s important that we check on the most at risk people in the world: Google Glass owners. Apparently there’s concern that the futuristic face computers might not hold up in the subzero temperatures since staying inside to avoid hypothermia like a normal person is apparently not a feasible option. Read More

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How Alarmed You Should Be by the Weather, According to Popular Weather Apps

You, me, everyone IRL. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

Maybe you’ve noticed, but it’s hot as hell outside. It feels like the heat will never abate, nor will the endless coverage of the heat, which only makes it worse. In just a few short hours, you’ll have to leave your place of business, and you need to be prepared. Will the temps require you to bounce from Duane Reade to movie theater to bar to bodega until 2 a.m., roaming the city in search of adequate A.C.? Or is it safe to descend into the subway? 

Well, let’s see what the various popular weather apps have to say. Just how concerned should you be about venturing out into the heat sink that is Manhattan?

This morning Poncho plaintively warned us about the hell to come then disappeared, presumably to go cry inside of an air conditioner: Read More