My penis and I are willing to work around your busy schedule. (Screencap: YouTube)

Just because you're engaged doesn't mean you don't have a hidden desire for a threesome. Meet Zach. He's "Cynthia's fiancee" [sic], and he is interested in having a threesome. The video is targeted at Cynthia's friend Zoe, but we're sure you could convince him to consider you.

Zach has never had a threeway before, but the cool thing about him is that he's super flexible with his schedule.

"I'm really open to having this three-way, could be this week, or it could be next week, or the week after that, just a three-way," he says. "I'll have a three-way whenever. Anytime really. Today, or maybe tomorrow. I'm really just looking forward to this three-way. See both of you soon, I hope, in a three-way. Bye bye for now, three-way."

Good luck, Zach!

(via Reddit)