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		<title>And the Tears Flowed Like Sports Drink: NMA Jokesters Take on Manti Te&#8217;o and His Imaginary Dead Girlfriend</title>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:01:19 -0400</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/teo-grab.png"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-76896" alt="Teo grab" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/teo-grab.png?w=300" width="300" height="180" /></a>Well, that didn't take long: One day after Deadspin unfurled the sad and sordid tale of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o's <a href="http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax">imaginary dead girlfriend</a>, the merry pranksters at Taiwanese studio Next Media Animation heaped another dose of scorn on the football star.<!--more--></p>
<p>Mr. Te'o, if you haven't been following, was the Heisman Award finalist who spent the fall telling reporters the tragic tale of Lennay Kekua, his supposed 22-year-old girlfriend who supposedly died of leukemia early in the college football season. The rub, as Deadspin uncovered, was that Mr. Kekua didn't exist, and was either a cruel hoax <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/manti-teo-girlfriend-2013-1">perpetuated on</a> or <em>by</em> the Notre Dame star.</p>
<p>As you'd imagine, NMA didn't exactly paint a flattering portrait of Mr. Te'o, who's mostly shown <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=cWmpGhIZJWw">pouring tears</a> out of his eyes like so much Gatorade from a sideline cooler.</p>
<p>On the other hand, it's not as biting as the recent rash of #<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23teoing&amp;src=typd">Te'oing</a>.</p>
<p><span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='640' height='390' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/cWmpGhIZJWw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/teo-grab.png"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-76896" alt="Teo grab" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/teo-grab.png?w=300" width="300" height="180" /></a>Well, that didn't take long: One day after Deadspin unfurled the sad and sordid tale of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o's <a href="http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax">imaginary dead girlfriend</a>, the merry pranksters at Taiwanese studio Next Media Animation heaped another dose of scorn on the football star.<!--more--></p>
<p>Mr. Te'o, if you haven't been following, was the Heisman Award finalist who spent the fall telling reporters the tragic tale of Lennay Kekua, his supposed 22-year-old girlfriend who supposedly died of leukemia early in the college football season. The rub, as Deadspin uncovered, was that Mr. Kekua didn't exist, and was either a cruel hoax <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/manti-teo-girlfriend-2013-1">perpetuated on</a> or <em>by</em> the Notre Dame star.</p>
<p>As you'd imagine, NMA didn't exactly paint a flattering portrait of Mr. Te'o, who's mostly shown <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=cWmpGhIZJWw">pouring tears</a> out of his eyes like so much Gatorade from a sideline cooler.</p>
<p>On the other hand, it's not as biting as the recent rash of #<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23teoing&amp;src=typd">Te'oing</a>.</p>
<p><span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='640' height='390' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/cWmpGhIZJWw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></p>
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