In a serious case of IT’S ABOUT GOSH DARN TIME, Google has finally released an etiquette guide for acceptable Glass-wearing behavior.
Google wrote the guide based on advice it collected from its esteemed class of “Explorers,” a.k.a. all those geeks strutting around smugly because they got face computers before everybody else.
You’re out to dinner with your friends and itching to take out your iPhone, but you deny temptation in favor of being a respectable dining companion.
Then, your friend Ashley takes her phone out to Instagram her meal. Since her phone’s now in action, your other friend figures, “Hey, why not?” and whips out his iPhone too. The chain reaction continues until suddenly, you’re just five strangers, bathed in orbs of blue light, staring at screens while you completely ignore each other’s existence.