Sure Why Not
Some people say human relationships are deteriorating because of the Internet and social media. Obviously, those people have never heard of Joe Jordan, who is so into human connection, he tattooed a randomly selected Facebook person’s face on his butt. Suck on that, tech haters.
Je Ne Regrette Rien
It looks like there’s a happy ending–not in a weird way–for Billy Gibby, after all! A few months ago, the 32-year-old man (who also goes by Hostgator Dotcom, for those keeping track) said he obviously regretted his decision of getting porn website logos tattooed on his face for extra cash.
So you think you’re a big fan of Netflix just because you spend the majority of your weekend watching reruns of Arrested Development? Because you signed up way before that whole Qwikster debacle? Because the Netflix recommendation engine “gets” you better than your parents do? We admire your commitment, but it’s nothing compared to Twitter user @TheRealMyron, who got the Netflix logo inked permanently to his skin.
Someone was wrong. But at least it’s a clean interface and not, like, MySpace spam. If you’re thinking of doing this to preserve your Friendster testimonials, may we suggest an embroidered pillow instead?