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USB drives, it seems, are never around when you need them. Not only that, they're frequently boring looking, amounting to barely more than little pieces of plastic and metal painted monochrome colors. It's time to disrupt USB drives, don't you think? Michael Topolovac, cofounder of Crave, certainly does, and that's why he designed a USB drive that is also a vibrator. Wait...what?

The Duet vibrator is a sleek, quiet device that charges by plugging the USB portion into your computer. It also allows for file storage, because being brought to orgasm inevitably leads you to wonder: but how can I get that PowerPoint presentation from my laptop to my work computer?

Mr. Topolovac, in fact, employs the Duet in a completely non-sexual way. "I use it for my V.C. presentations," he told the Times.

Having a memory drive embedded into your vibrator seems like an easy way to store your porn--not to mention that the Duet looks less like a vibrator than it does an ergonomic pair of pliers. We do wonder if anybody still downloads and stores porn: has no one ever heard of bookmarks?

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A source has informed Reuters that The Next Web's scoop was on the money: Google's Dropbox competitor, Google Drive, is about to happen. Reuters reports Google may announce the new service as early as Tuesday. There will be a 5 gigabyte free version with paid versions ranging up to 100 gigs. As The Next Web noted in its post about the service, the free space reportedly allotted by Google Drive beats Dropbox's 2 free gigabytes.

Reuters also reported on one of the rumored new service's more interesting possible features:

Google Drive will work with sophisticated image search technology to let consumers sift through a wide variety of document types, which could include the likes of Adobe PDF files and photographs, the source said.

Google, as per usual, wouldn't comment regarding the rumor.