Beyonce’s Cyborg Glove Makes a Triumphant Return

Jordan Valinsky — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 09:40:47 -0400

Power Tumblr User and Self-Quantifying Empress Beyonce riseth once again. In a new one-minute spot for R.C. Cola, Bey dances and violently gyrates against the floor with previous iterations of herself. But one star manages to almost upshine the queen herself: the cyborg glove, which made its debut in the “Single Ladies” video, is back with a vengence. Leave it to Beyonce to make even wearable tech look cool.

http://youtu.be/_2smYVl0zrk

Nuanced Lyricist Fat Joe Pens Inevitable Chart-Topper, ‘Instagram That Hoe’

Jessica Roy — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:20:15 -0400

#nofilter (Photo: Eurweb)

It was only a matter of time before Instagram, the popular photo sharing app purchased by Facebook for $1 billion, was forever immortalized in pop culture through song. Corpulent rapper Fat Joe has finally released the tune we've all been waiting for, delicately titled "Instagram That Hoe."

"Instagram that hoe," he sweetly croons, entrancing people everywhere with his honey-sweet voice and innovative diction:

Instagram that jet (jet), Instagram these kicks (kicks)
Bouve on my wrist, Instagram that bitch
Instagram that track (track), Instagram these racks (racks)
Fell up off that balcony ass, so fetch your bounce right back
I got hoes off of my roader, bracelet all on my ankle
Fuck parole and strip a pole, I love them hoes to their ankle
Instagram that hoe (hoe), Instagram her mama
Instagram that bitch on the top of the whip while she giving me knowledge

We humbly suggest that this musical masterpiece be named the theme song of Rich Kids of Instagram, stat.

(h/t The Daily Dot)

Betabeat » songs

Beyonce’s Cyborg Glove Makes a Triumphant Return

Nuanced Lyricist Fat Joe Pens Inevitable Chart-Topper, ‘Instagram That Hoe’