Poppin' bottles = just another day in the life. (Photo: screencap)

It's here! Bravo has launched a spiffy new landing page for the sure-to-be-captivating Startups: Silicon Valley. Included is a full, two-plus-minute trailer featuring bikinis, alcohol, iPhones, crying jags, overly dramatic self-aggrandizement, more alcohol, and more crying.

What we don't see is much in the way of self-awareness.

In other words, it's definitely a reality show.

The full video is certainly worth watching for anyone amused by entrepreneurial antics, but we've also pulled out a few of our favorite moments. The top five:

• "I live, breath, eat, shit, daydream my company." As long as it's in that order.
• "How do you solve negative cycles?" Context: The man being asked this question is wearing a toga, standing over a table full of liquor bottles. He replies, with drunken hand gestures, "Are we talking Bellman's algorithm or Dyson's algorithm?"
• "There is a spirit of fuck-you disruption." You kiss your mama with that mouth?
• "I would say I'm living paycheck to paycheck, but I don't have a paycheck! So I'm just living." Youth is wasted on the young.
• And the winner, for achieving both laughable grandiosity and ominousness:  "The future of the world is in our hands." God help us.

November cannot possibly come soon enough. The trailer, for your amusement:

Mr. Crow

Carsabi, a comparison shopping site for cars that graduated from Y Combinator this March, just announced that its cofounders would be joining Mark Zuckerberg to "help Facebook users connect and share." Facebook isn't actually acquiring Carsabi, just the talent. "We're looking for someone to buy the Carsabi service, so the two of us can focus on our new jobs," cofounders Dwight Crow and Christopher Berner wrote on the company blog.

TechCrunch reports that features baked into Carsabi--including a social element that lets you ask friends for shopping advice and the startup's ability to crawl all available car listings--make the duo a natural fit to help develop Facebook Gifts or Events. However, we hear that Carsabi first got an offer from Google (another natural fit!) and then parlayed that into a counteroffer from Facebook.

It's no Teresa vs. Melissa, but some of the inner workings of that deal might be covered in Randi Zuckerberg's upcoming Bravo show, "Silicon Valley Start-ups," where Mr. Crow's blond visage can be seen horrifying self-appointed moralists starting Monday, November 5th. Will the rest of the cast, which just lost two tentative members, come out of the Bravo's Real-i-Tron smelling as sweet?