XXX in Tech

New X-Rated Hookup App Is Basically Naked Tinder

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When you’re on Tinder just looking to score a one night stand, sorting through all the saps in search of true love (or at least a first date) can be a royal pain. How is anyone supposed to get straight to it when everyone’s being ambiguous, trying to chat and whatnot?

Tinder’s X-rated brother, the adult-oriented hookup app Mixxxer, launched last week to help combat this problem and help users find nearby hookups without the hassle. Read More

Crime and Punishment

Cops Want to Photograph a Boy’s Penis to Charge Him With Child Pornography

Besties. (Photo: Getty)

Authorities in Virginia are planning to take a bizarre — and utterly despicable — route to convict a teen on child pornography charges: forcing him to get a boner and taking photos of his erect penis.

A 17-year-old Manassas City teen was charged with two child pornography-related felonies after his 15-year-old girlfriend’s mother reported him for sexting, the Washington Post reports. Now, the teen, whose name was withheld by the Post, is facing a search warrant that would allow law enforcement officials to take him to a hospital, give him an erection-inducing needle, and photograph his penis. Read More

Sextual Healing

This Horny Bot Is the SmarterChild of Sexting

Artist's rendering. (Photo: Dragon Painting)

You might have heard by now that people can be finicky when it comes to sexting. Ladies don’t actually love dick pics, for example, and sending one could actually land you in the clink if you’re in Kenya.

Lucky for phallic photo fanatics, you can now hire a robot to stand in for the human mate you scared away with your last drunken booty text. It’s called Sext Adventure, and it costs $5. Read More

Crime and Punishment

Man Arrested For Sexting Cop With Lingerie Selfies

Mr. Kirleis. (Collier County Sheriff's Office)

A 30-year-old Florida man was arrested on Sunday morning after sending a slew of lewd selfies to an unsuspecting cop.

The man, Paul Kirleis, first called 9-1-1 to report a suspicious vehicle, Wink News reports. A police officer returned the call on his department-issued cell phone. Mr. Kirleis allegedly followed up by texting the cop six times, and then sending him naked and lingerie-clad selfies. Read More

Sext and the City Jail

No More Dick Pics: Sexting in Kenya Could Land You in Jail

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It’s ridiculous enough that in the U.S., teens can face criminal charges just because of their horny text tendencies.

Now, the Kenyan government has taken slut-shaming to a whole new level. In Kenya, grown-ass men and women can now be thrown in jail for up to three months for sexting.

“Sexting or sending obscene messages could land you in prison,” Kenyan daily newspaper The Star reports on its website. “This is according to Christopher Wambua from the communications authority from Kenya.” Read More