Are you a hot, sexy couple looking for another person (probs a girl, let’s be real) to join you in the act of coitus? If so, you’re in luck. A perplexingly named app could soon exist to aid you in your quest.
The app formerly known as Bang With Friends, Down, is introducing a private messaging feature for users who think they can woo potential partners via anonymous text.
Down matches people with other people who are, in the parlance of our times, DTF. Simply open the app and check off which Facebook friends you’d like to bang. Then, wait for someone, anyone, please, to reciprocate. If they do, the two of you are free to, shall we say, liaise. And if you pick someone who’s not into you, they’ll never know you wanted them.