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Even Porn Star James Deen Looks a Little Silly Boning in Google Glass

Uhhh, Glass, how do I block out the Glass? (Photo: Screencap)

Try as they might, the prudes in Mountain View just cannot stop humans from using Glass for dirty purposes.

Sure, Google bowdlerized developer MiKandi’s Tits and Glass, the first porn app for Glass, but that doesn’t mean they’ll let themselves be wholly cock-blocked. They’ve built a platform where users can share videos made with Glass, and they’ve also teamed up with beloved Internet personality James Deen and Andy San Dimas for this production, supposedly the first professional porno made on Glass. Read More

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With Another NSFW Kickstarter Clone Launching, There’s No Excuse To Be Tired of Internet Porn

A typical project on Fan Fund XXX.

Apparently “Kickstarter but for porn” is the new “Netflix for [insert noun here].” Another new crowd-funded website aimed at libidinous content creators looking to craft their own DIY porn launched today. It’s called Fan Fund XXX (NSFW if the XXX didn’t alert you) and it only has three projects listed so far, including a porn parody of the movie Saw. Read More

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Vinecrawler Is a Search Engine That Helps You Find Weird Stuff (and Porn) on Vine

Cool #dog Vine.

With Vine users uploading more than 12 million videos a day via Twitter, it’s hard to keep track of all those six second masterpieces that are percolating in the app. But there’s a solution! It’s called Vinecrawler, a database of the four million videos posted to Twitter and and sorted according to popular tags and the most active users. Read More

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Finally, a Way to Make Straight Gamer Guys ‘Genuinely Horny’

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It’s almost impossible to get a straight dude who plays video games horny these days. Walk by him in a short skirt that’s practically begging to be creepshotted and he’ll politely avert his gaze. Use your girl voice to talk to him on Xbox Live and he’ll compliment you on your impressive gameplay skills and immediately want to engage you in a conversation about the latest issue of Bust magazine. Luckily, developers of Wicked Paradise, an adult virtual reality game for the Oculus Rift headset, are working to solve this important problem. Read More

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No-Fun Google Bans Porn from Glass

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Hot on the heels of the release of the first-ever porn app for Google Glass, cleverly titled Tits and Glass, comes the news that the boner-killing Internet giant has decided to ban porn completely from the wearable device. That means no sexy hands-free videos will be streaming to your face computer any time soon. Read More

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Porn Studios Are Going to Use Google Glass in Exactly the Way You Thought They Would

Porn star. (Photo: Valleywag/Scoble)

It looks like porn studios have finally figured out a way to integrate Google Glass into their shoots.

XBIZ, the adult industry news website of record, reports that studios are eager to get their hands on the device to get a grasp of their “full potential.” For example, since the face computers provide a more intimate angle than a traditional camera set-up, studios are thinking about making the actors wear them while they’re in various positions. Read More