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Introducing the Seamless of Porn: Site Lets Users Customize Their Own Sexy Videos

Download your fantasy. (Screengrab: Customs4U)

Don’t you just hate it when you’ve been scrolling through porn sites for hours, and can’t find a damn thing that tickles your fancy? Now, there’s Customs4U, a site that lets users customize their own porn videos.

The site, which launched in September 2013, lets users commission scripted porn videos catered exactly to their tastes, and then electronically delivers those videos directly to the users’ private online dashboards. Users start by selecting their desired model, genre, duration, quality and delivery time, and are then invited to enter a “description” of up to 999 characters of what they’d like to go down in their super sexy vid. Read More

Survey Says

Porn Site Claims 1/3 Of Its Amateur Videos Are Created in Bible Belt

The Bible Belt (Wikimedia Commons)

We daintily gasped and clutched our pearls this morning when we learned a third of the videos submitted to an amateur porn site are created in America’s Bible Belt.

As we learned this morning through an email, amateur porn company Homegrown Video measured the demographics of people who submitted videos to their studio between July and December of 2013. Part of the survey involved measuring the number of video submissions they received per state, and they found that 29.6 percent came from the Bible Belt. So much for all those hours of Sunday school, we guess. Read More

Planet Google

Google’s Chromecast Won’t Support Your Crippling Porn Addiction

He's pretty cute though. (Google)

Sorry Chromecast users, but you can’t stream live footage from the Playboy Mansion to your living room just yet.

Yesterday, Google released the Google Cast SDK (short for software development kit), which lets developers make their apps compatible with Google Chromecast. (Until now, Chromecast users could only enjoy a select few apps, including Netflix, Pandora, and YouTube.) Read More

SEXY WEEK

Six Seconds of Sexy: The 12 Hottest Vine Accounts

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When Vine launched earlier this year, people were shocked that porn appeared on it. Ha, how weird that the first instinct of its users was stick to a camera down their pants and see what happens! The Twitter-owned video service largely cleaned up its act (even workarounds for searching #sex like typing #s3x seem to have disappeared), Read More

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Survey Says Your Boss Is Probably Looking at Porn Right Now

Experts. (Photo: Shermanave.com)

Next time your workplace computer network feels a little sluggish, don’t be so quick to blame Time Warner. It might be infected with a digital STD thanks to your company’s pervy higher-ups.

A recent survey showed that corporate malware is often caused by senior managers peeping at porn on their work computers. Forty percent of malware experts polled said they’d removed the stuff from a boss’s machine, Time NewsFeed reports. Read More

Europe to No Good

Sorry, Euro-Dorks: Continent to Stay Google Glass-Free for a Few Years

Pfft, American. (Photo: Google)

Maybe you are a privacy fanatic. Maybe you think face computers are unforgivably dorky. Maybe you just really like crepes. Either way, you’ll be glad to know that Google Glass will not be available in Europe for years, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Europeans “have traditionally been more concerned about privacy and hesitant to adopt new, potentially disruptive personal technologies than Americans,” WSJ says. True, we Yanks are suckers for anything new, especially if it has a sleek and shiny ad campaign. Read More

Off the Media

Virgin Territory: Why Some Advertisers Are Finally Embracing Online Porn

Smart marketers look for opportunities that other marketers have missed. They try to take advantage of taboos or assumptions that may have hamstrung their competitors. When done right, this impulse can create something powerful or unexpected and usually yield a massive ROI.

We’ve seen it a bunch of times. Someone will use social media in some new way (Old Spice). Someone will take advantage of late night television ads in some new way (Snuggie). Someone will take advantage of celebrities or quirky news stories. (Remember GoldenPalace.com?) Read More

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Wow, Your ROI Is Huge: Advertisers Finally Turned On to Porn Sites

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Prudish and old fashioned advertisers have traditionally eschewed advertising on porn websites out of fear of tarnishing their brands or turning away more staid clientele. But with the fact that porn accounts for 30 percent of all web traffic–and advertising on porn sites is much, much cheaper than running banner ads on places like Google–a handful of pioneering companies have taken to slipping into virgin territory by placing their ads alongside videos of people banging. Read More