Early Holidays

Target, Pinterest Join in Unholy Holiday Union That Will Likely Cost Us Squillions of Dollars

Related: this Target meme that's amassed 180+ pins. (Screenshot: Pinterest)

Target is the store you can’t walk into without dropping $120 on tooooootally necessary housewares, clothes and snacks. And Pinterest is the website you can’t log onto without losing hours of your life in a sea of inspirational quotes and wedding paraphernalia.

So in an act only the most shrewd retail genius could concoct, the two highly addictive brands are joining to create the alpha and omega of holiday shopping. Read More

Pinteresting

Dude Brings His Girlfriend’s Pinterest Wedding Fanfic to Life

Awwwwwwww (Screengrab: YouTube)

In a gesture that’s sure to please all of The Notebook‘s most type-A fans, a young man planned a surprise proposal and wedding for his girlfriend using nothing but her “My Dream Wedding” Pinterest board.

Amanda Roman’s exhaustive board includes such Pinterest staples as inspirational quotes, makeup tips and even sparkly guilt-inducing weight loss crafts. With more than 220 pins, the only thing she was missing was a fiancé :\ Read More

shameless rumormongering

Booting Up: Now That Breaking Bad Is Over, Get Excited to See Twitter’s IPO Filing This Week

Coming to China. (Photo: STR/AFP/Getty Images)

It begins! Twitter is scheduled to make its IPO filing public this week. [Quartz]

If it nails it, Pinterest has a pretty lucrative future in advertising. Customers coming from the site spent roughly $180 on ecommerce sites — more than triple than Facebook users. [Wall Street Journal]

If the government shuts down, the Library of Congress and National Park Service websites would also shutter. [ArsTechnica]

Aol is returning to television with an ad campaign promoting its new, pre-bundled package website called Gathr. But you’ll only see them in Atlanta, Seattle and Minneapolis. [AllThingsD]

Apple is the most valuable brand in the land, finally knocking those jerks at Coca-Cola from the top slot. [New York Times]

Pinteresting

With New Article Feature, Pinterest Learns How to Read

Super HOT Kitchens

Pinterest is branching out beyond its usual offerings of fitspo and “keep-calm-and” posters with a brand-new feature that implies that its users might be able to read more than five words at a time.

Users have been using the platform to pin more than five million articles per day, Fast Company reports, so the company has decided to create a designated article pin to make it easier for users to read things later.  Read More

Linkages

Booting Up: Good Luck Getting Your Mitts on That Gold iPhone

*2001: A Space Odyssey music*

Kara Swisher and Walt Mossberg, the founders of AllThingsD, are splitting with Dow Jones and in talks to raise investment at a $30 to $40 million valuation. They don’t get to keep the name, though. [Quartz]

As eyeballs go mobile, Pinterest is introducing a few “tasteful” “relevant” advertisements. [TechCrunch]

Hong Kong wants, loves, needs that gold iPhone 5S. [Digits]

Unfortunately, if you want one here in the U.S., you’ll likely have to wait until October, due to short supply. [The Verge]

“It threw off a hell of a lot of heat, much to my wife’s dismay.” Bitcoin mining gets the A-Hed treatment. [Wall Street Journal]

Maybe Google should check its own pulse before it tries to solve death. [Wired]

Patent Absurdities

Pinterest and Path Attempt to Out-Douche Each Other Over the Letter ‘P’

(Photo: Gadgetsteria)

There are thousands of startups out there solving important, systemic problems that have been plaguing communities for years. Pinterest, a social network for sharing pictures of butts, and Path, a social network for sharing pictures of your butt with an elite circle of friends, are not two of them.

Now, Techcrunch reports that the platforms are dueling over the letter “P.” This is where tech is today, everyone. Soak it up. Read More

Space the Final Frontier

Pinterest-Obsessed Astronaut Makes American Flag Cookies in SPACE

!! (Pinterest)

Is your Pinterest flooded with crafts projects you’ll never complete because you’re not Brit Morin, vintage furniture you can’t afford and comically caloric cheese dip recipes? Well, get ready to feel wildly inadequate.

Meet astronaut Karen Nyberg. As GeekSugar points out, she’s currently working on the International Space Station and yet still just pinning away. Her bio: “Astronaut by day. Aspiring quilter, crafter, artist, runner by night. Wife and Mommy 24/7. Currently living & working on the International Space Station.” Read More

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Pinterest Makes Itself Useful By Notifying Users When Pinned Items Go On Sale

A good Pinterest board.

Pinterest has long been the domain of overgrown sorority girls, bored Southern belles, and Your Annoying Cousin. It’s tough not to hate on the site’s miles and miles of cutesy recipes, DIY projects and saccharine quotes displayed against generic sunset backgrounds.

But with its new savings alerts feature, we just might have to quit playing the Negative Nancy and sign up for an account. Read More