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Gaze Into My Crystal Balls: Predicktor App Guesses a Dude’s Penis Size

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So you’ve been on a couple dates with someone, and you’re thinking it’s time to let them touch you in some secret places. But what if–heaven forbid–you spend all this time getting to know a person, only to find out he has a tiny penis? There’s really no good way to know if you’re going to end up with a worm or an anaconda, ya know? The Predicktor, an app that does exactly what you think it does, is here to help. Read More