(Scribblenauts. (Photo: Flickr.com/loadmagazine)

Bad news for cat meme enthusiasts: turns out the people who invented both Keyboard Cat and Nyan Cat are pretty hardcore about protecting their "intellectual" property. Geek.com reports that both creators are suing the puzzle action game Scribblenauts for not getting permission to appropriate their respective cats' likenesses before putting them in the game.

Keyboard Cat's Charles Schmidt and Nyan Cat's Christopher Orlando Torres filed a suit against Scribblenauts and its owners 5th Cell Media and Warner Bros. for using the characters "without any licenses or authorizations" in the 2009-2012 versions of the game, as well as employing them to promote Scribblenauts. Both Mr. Schmidt and Mr. Torres have copyrights on their respective memes, because douchiness.

In other news, who wants to scuba down to the bottom of the ocean and cut the Internet cable for good?

Aww aww! (Photo: Etsy)

Good news if you forgot a few holiday gifts! CNET has stumbled onto a treasure trove, in the form of sequin-encrusted, geek-themed pasties currently being sold on--where else?--Etsy. Your options include Apple logos, Grumpy Cat faces, Star Trek ensignia (also available in pink), Nyan Cats.

Sizing seems fairly standard, though you must chose between "average," "extra pointy," and "butt pasties." 

They're all available from Montabahn Pasties, purveyors of "professional burlesque nipple tassel kits." The nerdy delights are a mere sampling of the firm's inventory, which also includes blue starfish and black widow spiders.

Don't let your dude friends miss out, CNET adds:

These pasties may be intended for the geek ladies, but there's no reason geek guys couldn't get in on the fun. A set of Spider-Man coverings may be just the ticket for subtly expressing your Marvel allegiance at the next Comic-Con.

Just don't get the mustaches, for Christ's sake.