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North Korea Debuts Cooking Site Aimed at ‘Housewives’

Behold, an In inexhaustible source of kimchi recipes for North Korean housewives. (http://www.cooks.org.kp/)

If this isn’t a sign that the Real Housewives of Pyongyang is on its way, we don’t know what is.

The DPRK’s Korean Association of Cooks has launched a most supreme cooking website filled with recipes for “housewives’ convenience,” the Guardian reports. The site, creatively named “Korean Dishes”  also offers helpful information on North Korean restaurants, and on the cooking organization itself. Read More

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North Korea Debuts Mushroom-Based Sports Drink to ‘Enhance Physical Ability’

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North Korean scientists have invented a most supreme alternative to evil western Gatorade: a revitalizing sports drink made from mushrooms.

“They succeeded in finding the way to cultivate mushroom fungus and made a functional drink,” North Korea’s state news agency reported. “This natural drink is very effective in enhancing physical ability of sportspersons and recovering from their fatigues.” Read More