Neigh-Sayers

Neigh It Ain’t So! Parents Fret Over My Little Pony’s Sexy Makeover

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A new movie from the My Little Pony franchise has bronies and pegasisters crying, “Neigh!”

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, a new film by Hasbro Studios, transforms the collectible horsies-turned-TV stars into scantily clad teens, and parents are none too happy with the makeover.

My Little Pony first trotted through Hollywood in the 1980s, with Read More

Pony Up

You Can Now Buy My Little Pony Hot Pants From Hot Topic, Every Goth Tween’s Favorite Store

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Feeling like it’s time to spice up your lingerie stash? Hot Topic, that suburban mall store that peddles t-shirts with slogans like “People like you are why people like me need medication” and exists purely as a foil to Hollister, has come to your rescue.

Equestria Daily, the hub for all things My Little Pony, reports that the goth-kid hangout is now selling hot pants with Rainbow Dash, one of the most popular ponies, emblazoned on them. “Black and rainbow stripe hot pants with Rainbow Dash on the bum,” reads the description. Sexy! Read More

Brony Beat

Bronies Raising $40,000 to Name an Alligator ‘Gummy’

Sure why not. (Photo: Equestria Daily)

Though members of the brony community are no strangers to drama, once united in the name of friendship and rainbows and glitter, they can be a powerful force for good. Now, fans of the show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic are channeling their obsession with cartoon horses into philanthropy by pledging to donate money to Los Angeles’s Wildlife Learning Center in the name of MLP characters. Read More

Brony Beat

Walmart is Now Selling an ‘I <3 Bronies' T-Shirt

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Yesterday Walmart announced that it is beginning to test same-day delivery, much to the chagrin of its former partner Amazon. But you know what you can now get delivered from Walmart, hopefully same-day? Brony-themed t-shirts!

According to Equestria Daily, the #1 news source for all things brony, Walmart has begun to sell women’s t-shirts with “I love Bronies” emblazoned on the front. The only trouble with this, as the Daily Dot points out, is that Walmart has used the image for the old vintage 1980’s My Little Pony cartoon instead of the modern day update, which most bronies far prefer. Read More

Scandals

Bro No! Scandal Rips Through Brony Community as BronyCon Founder Purple Tinker Cries Slander

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My Little Pony is known for espousing virtues of love, tolerance and friendship, but sometimes its fans forget how to play nice.

Purple Tinker, a transgendered LGBT advocate and founder of BronyCon, published a post to her Tumblr yesterday alleging that several staffers working at the Canterlot Gardens MLP convention in Ohio made false claims about her. Purple Tinker claims that she was slandered and libeled when staffers at the convention spread rumors that she was arrested for being hopped up on meth and wielding a knife. Read More

Pony Up

Study We’ve all Been Waiting For Explores the Psychology of Bronies

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It’s a question that has plagued us during many sleepless nights: What is a brony, really? We already know that fans of the rainbow-ridden My Little Pony series enjoy attending conventions and having public cybersex on Twitter, but little else has been scientifically revealed about the psychology behind the mystical brony culture…until now. (Cue Law and Order cut music.)

The Daily Dot pointed us to a study done by two researchers named Dr. Patrick Edwards and Dr. Marsha Redden, who conducted a survey in an attempt to classify the personality traits of bronies. Their findings may shock you.

Just kidding, they’re pretty much exactly what you’d expect. Read More