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USB drives, it seems, are never around when you need them. Not only that, they're frequently boring looking, amounting to barely more than little pieces of plastic and metal painted monochrome colors. It's time to disrupt USB drives, don't you think? Michael Topolovac, cofounder of Crave, certainly does, and that's why he designed a USB drive that is also a vibrator. Wait...what?

The Duet vibrator is a sleek, quiet device that charges by plugging the USB portion into your computer. It also allows for file storage, because being brought to orgasm inevitably leads you to wonder: but how can I get that PowerPoint presentation from my laptop to my work computer?

Mr. Topolovac, in fact, employs the Duet in a completely non-sexual way. "I use it for my V.C. presentations," he told the Times.

Having a memory drive embedded into your vibrator seems like an easy way to store your porn--not to mention that the Duet looks less like a vibrator than it does an ergonomic pair of pliers. We do wonder if anybody still downloads and stores porn: has no one ever heard of bookmarks?