Mark Zuckerberg's personal net worth may soon surpass Larry's and Sergey's. So you have to get creative about how to spend those billions. What better way than to pay homage to a fellow wunderkind and cure a bad case of the linsanes all at the same time?

Mr. Zuckerberg and his girlfriend Priscilla Chan stopped by Madison Square Garden over the weekend to watch the Knicks beat the Dallas Mavericks. According to CNBC sports reporter Darren Rovell, Zuck's seats, which were right behind the Knicks's bench, typically go for $1,200. 

As Mr. Rovell also points out, based on some dubious back of envelope calculation:

Mark Zuckerberg, who is at the Knicks game today, could buy every seat to every Knicks game for 100 years at the current price

— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) February 19, 2012

Maybe, but do you really want the guy who has to kill his own meat to be in charge of your hot dog stand?