All Paws On Deck
“I’m wearing a tail,” a tall man in a dark jacket said into his phone, trying to locate a friend.
He didn’t appear to be actively wearing the tail as we walked by. But Tamara Bennett, an ASPCA volunteer I met outside the Nassau G station, reminded me that all we really knew was that he wasn’t wearing it “outside his pants.”
Oh the Times Oh the Mores
Are you still pissed at Lena Dunham’s success? Well, here’s a new target for your ire: GrumpyCat, who has reportedly landed a “major motion-picture deal.”
And yet you can’t even get your college roommate’s producer uncle to read the screenplay you spent three years writing on a vintage typewriter in a Bushwick garret.