Your typical toilet is hard, clunky, expensive and booooringgggg.
It’s not like the iPotty, a product that is both cheaper ($31.99!) and more useful than the typical porcelain throne. The iPotty, you see, has a built in dock for your iPad.
Folks, have a glimpse into the terrifying future, a future in which your child refuses to relinquish the right to have you wipe his butt unless you give him an iPad. This is what could become of our society should the iPotty gain any modicum of popularity.