(Photo: Zoobe)

Did you forget to send grandma a nice Easter card? You're in luck! Zoobe, the Berlin-based startup that helps you sound like a sex-crazed Bavarian, is back with a holiday-themed offering: "sexy Easter greetings," featuring a sultry animated character named Eve dressed up as a Playboy bunny.

Users can select the character they want to deliver the message--either sexy Eve or slightly less sexy Adam, who's dressed as a cuddly bunny--then choose an Easter-themed background and record a message for the characters to voice. Eve will loll around lasciviously, kicking her fishnet-wrapped legs up like a drugged Jessica Rabbit while speaking your message: "Happy Easter, Gam Gam! Sorry I missed your homemade apple pie."

It's as simple as that. "Within seconds the hot Easter message is ready to take off," reads a press release. Because nothing says "celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ" like a sexy e-card.

(Photo: Matthew Inman/The Oatmeal)

Deja vu? Matthew Inman, creator of the popular comic series The Oatmeal, is being sued again, this time for trademark infringement.

A greeting card company called Oatmeal Studios didn't take kindly to Mr. Inman's decision to collaborate with Recycled Greetings to turn his web comics into greeting cards, available for purchase in his online store. Ars Technica reports that the Massachusetts-based company has sued Mr. Inman for trademark infringement, arguing that his crossover into the ever-competitive greeting card market will confuse potential customers, who might not know The Oatmeal and Oatmeal Studios are different properties.

Mr. Inman must be getting rather sick of legal recourse by now. It wasn't so long ago that FunnyJunk lawyer Charles Carreon mounted a rather frivolous lawsuit against the Oatmeal creator for allegedly making defamatory statements about both him and FunnyJunk. In typical Oatmeal fashion, Mr. Inman responded by raising over $220,000 for charity and drawing a photo of Mr. Carreon's mom humping a bear.

We look forward to any obscene drawings this new lawsuit might bring.