The Go Daddy Execs Are Just Delighted By Their Own Jokes

U.S.A! U.S.A.! (Photo: screencap)

Betabeat makes no secret of its disdain for Go Daddy’s series of “smart vs. sexy” ads. They make this reporter want to toss a brick in the shape of Andrea Dworkin‘s face through a plate glass window before escaping in a getaway car blaring Bikini Kill, Thelma and Louise style.

The august executives of Go Daddy, however, are very proud of their Super Bowl ad, featuring supermodel Bar Refaeli loudly and lewdly sucking face with an anonymous tech nerd meant to symbolize “smart.” They’ve released a statement trumpeting how many new customers the spot delivered (in conjunction with a second ad, which featuring nagging wives trying to talk their husbands out of brilliant ideas).

But it seems the announcement was primarily an excuse for the executives of Go Daddy to laugh publicly at their own jokes. Read More

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Go Daddy Unsure How Not to Offend the Ladies

More like .NOPE. (Screencap)

Oh Go Daddy, what are we going to do with you? The domain registration company is embarking on a campaign to rehabilitate its frat-tastic public image, and today, the New York Times provides a preview of the commercial that’s meant as an opening salvo. And how, pray tell, are they hoping to convince us?

The spot includes a barely dressed woman, but she is treated in a tongue-in-cheek manner. “Behold Charlene,” intones an announcer. “Charlene is how GoDaddy attracts domain name customers.”

The nymph is joined by an awkward-looking GoDaddy technical employee. “But there is also Carl,” the announcer declares. “Carl is how GoDaddy keeps customers.”

In the unlikely event that that message was too subtle for you, the commercial concludes by saying outright that Go Daddy is, “Charlene on the outside, Carl on the inside.”

Because we are nothing if not generous here at Betabeat, let us offer Go Daddy a spot of free advice: Maybe don’t attempt to solve your lady problems with a commercial that is, basically, the very definition of the double standard? Here’s what that voiceover says to us: “Ladies are for breast-gawking, dudes are for computer-fixing.”

Just a thought.