(Photo: Zoobe)

Did you forget to send grandma a nice Easter card? You're in luck! Zoobe, the Berlin-based startup that helps you sound like a sex-crazed Bavarian, is back with a holiday-themed offering: "sexy Easter greetings," featuring a sultry animated character named Eve dressed up as a Playboy bunny.

Users can select the character they want to deliver the message--either sexy Eve or slightly less sexy Adam, who's dressed as a cuddly bunny--then choose an Easter-themed background and record a message for the characters to voice. Eve will loll around lasciviously, kicking her fishnet-wrapped legs up like a drugged Jessica Rabbit while speaking your message: "Happy Easter, Gam Gam! Sorry I missed your homemade apple pie."

It's as simple as that. "Within seconds the hot Easter message is ready to take off," reads a press release. Because nothing says "celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ" like a sexy e-card.

(Screencap: Zoobe Cam)

Feel like your voice messages are lacking a certain je ne sais quois? Is your sultry baritone no longer enough to convince a potential partner to take you on a date? Lucky for you, Zoobe Cam, an app that lets you record voice messages and then stage animated characters to perform them, has released a new version that lets sexy animated ladies convey your messages for you, no sexting required!

Eve is Zoobe Cam's newest character; you can dress her up in "playful Bavarian style" or even in a holiday-friendly sexy Santa outfit. Though "if you like to enchant your recipients you should go for her sexy witch outfit." Users can change Eve's outfits, hair color and backgrounds to suit the content of their messages. So next time your boyfriend asks you to sext him a pic, screw Snapchat: just let Eve act "lascivious" for you.

According to a Zoobe Cam press release:

Eve is able to express her feelings in several ways depending on the message’s content. This can be her most beautiful smile, an apologetically lowering of her gaze or a lasciviously lolling on the screen. The user alone decides which emotional state fits best to his message.

Before you cry sexism, fear not: an "Adam" character is in the works so dudes have someone to identity with. We can only hope Adam's outfit also involves ledershosen.