Selfie Nation

You Can Now Burn Your Face into Bread With This Selfie Toaster

Just no. (Photo via Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation)

Just as you were growing concerned with┬ámillennial’s obsession with selfies, someone threw them right in with the most important meal of the day.

A company is taking custom orders so you can get a selfie branded onto your multigrain and literally eat your face for breakfast.

“You don’t have to be famous or Jesus to get your face on toast,” reads the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation‘s site. Read More