When Cops Tweet

Police Tweeted Request for a Crime Free Night So They Could Enjoy MLB Playoff Game, It Worked

It was a good night for Kansas City. (Wikipedia)

Kansas City Royal fans have waited 29 years to watch their team make another post-season appearance, so when the opportunity presented itself last night, they were determined to see it.

To ensure that they’d be able to fully enjoy the game, the Kansas City Police took to Twitter to kindly ask that the people of their city drive safely and refrain from committing any crimes during the game. Read More

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This Baseball Team Wore Hideous Selfie-Covered Jerseys Last Night

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Oh good god. This is what happens when a minor baseball league tries to understand the Internet.

At last night’s Kalamazoo Growlers game (that’s apparently a minor league baseball team, uh, somewhere), the players debuted a jersey filled with 300 selfies. The local newspaper declared it a “hit” with not only the fans, but the opposing team. “The jersey is really cool,” remarked one player from the Wisconsin Woodchucks. So cool. Read More

This Happened

When You Call the Yankees Box Office, You Get a Phone Sex Hotline

Phone sex! (Photo: Sodahead)

If you want to purchase tickets for the Yankees this season, we don’t recommend Googling around for the box office number. The Daily Dot reports that when you Google “Yankees box office phone number,” the first result directs you to an old page on the Yankees website.

There’s contact information for the box office listed at the bottom, but when you call the phone number listed, you get the sultry voice of a woman welcoming you to a sex chat line.

Batter up! Read More