via www.onlinedating.org

The basic premise of OkCupid, Match.com, or eHarmony seems to be that science, or at least math, is a better judge of a potential partner than you are. While you (fallible human) may fall for a winsome smile, the algorithm knows whether that guy or gal is too religious or kinky or short for you to really get along.

However a new report commissioned by the Association for Psychological Science calls bullshit, basically. Along with four other psychology professors, Northwestern's Eli Finkel found that while dating sites are a "terrific addition," the algorithms they employ are no better than having a "real estate agent of love," says Reuters. Does that mean they try to get you to go out with someone who is soulmate-adjacent?

Although Prof. Finkel didn't have access to the dating sites' proprietary algorithms, he told Reuters: "The assumption is they work. We reviewed the literature and feel safe to conclude they do not."

While the algorithm may reduce the number of potential partners from thousands to a few, they have never met and may be as incompatible as two people meeting at random, Finkel said, adding the odds are no better than finding a relationship by strolling into any bar.

We think what Prof. Finkfel meant to say there was, "Drink up, Forever Alones!"