General Petreaus and his alleged mistress, Paula Broadwell. (Photo: Paulabroadwell.com)

At least one chapter in the Shakespeare-worthy downfall of former general and CIA director David Petraeus is ending with a whimper. Mr. Petraeus's biographer and one-time paramour Paula Broadwell will not be charged with cyberstalking--the very accusation that led to her affair with Mr. Petraeus becoming public knowledge.

Ms. Broadwell's lawyer gave an official letter indicating as much to the media. In the letter, United States Attorney Robert E. O'Neill wrote that "no federal charges will be brought in the Middle District of Florida relating to alleged acts of cyber-stalking."

Mr. Petraeus's and Ms. Broadwell's true relationship came to light after Ms. Broadwell began sending anonymous emails to Florida socialite Jill Kelley, using the ominous screen name, "kelleypatrol." Alarmed, Ms. Kelley told F.B.I. special agent Frederick W. Humphries II about the harassment and Agent Humphries urged the F.B.I. to investigate. After that, as Wired reports, it was probably just a matter of time:

Whatever its origins, the FBI cyberstalking inquiry lit a flame that eventually torched Petraeus. Investigators soon discovered that Broadwell was behind "kelleypatrol"; that Petraeus and Broadwell passed each other information using drafts saved in an email account both had access to; that Broadwell’s hard drives or email accounts contained sensitive information; and, of course, that Broadwell and Petraeus conducted an affair.

This drama, tailor-made for a Lifetime/Military Channel crossover, isn't completely over. The CIA is still trying to determine whether Mr. Petraeus took advantage of the perks for his position while in a relationship with Ms. Broadwell, and the Defense Department is still poring over the voluminous email correspondence between Jill Kelley and Marine General John Allen, who replaced Mr. Petraeus as commander of U.S. forces in Afghanistan.

Paula Broadwell may be the only one who could claim to see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel as she likely plots a new memoir about  her own "education."

(Screencap: YouTube, via America Blog)

With a 24/7 news cycle, it's downright impossible for reporters to avoid making mistakes. But--especially when lifting something from the internet--sometimes a little fact checking goes a long way.

America Blog reports that during a segment about former CIA director David Petraeus' mistress Paula Broadwell, ABC Denver accidentally reported the title of the biography she penned about her lover as All Up In My Snatch. An accompanying video shows a snapshot of the Photoshopped book, undoubtedly lifted from the internet, being flashed on the screen following a clip of Ms. Broadwell speaking about Mr. Petraeus. The actual title of the book is All In.

The Weekly Standard confirmed with the ABC Denver affiliate that they did indeed run the incorrect book cover. "That's correct," a woman working the assignment desk told them. "It was a mistake."

Now might be a good time to read up on why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet.

(h/t Hypervocal)