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Here Is a Vibrator You Can Wear Around Your Neck Because Hey, We All Have Needs

We've come a long way, baby.
Looks... comfy? (Photo via Crave)

Looks… comfy? (Photo via Crave)

For people who demand the ability to pop into the bathroom and rub one out 24/7, here is a vibrator that you can casually wear around your neck.

Called the Vesper, it was created by Crave and is basically a naughtier version of Joan Holloway’s suggestive cleavage-level pen necklace.

It resembles a giant bolt. Make of that what you will.

It’s USB rechargeable and is now available for pre-order starting at $49. The Vesper is “splash-proof.” Gross.

It’s also “whisper-quiet,” so you can totally use it to perv out in the back of a cab if you’re really desperate. Have fun.

(h/t Salon)

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