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This Man is Crowfunding the World’s Biggest Dick Drawing

The Internet is so productive.
You know what we mean.

You know what we mean.

With recent crowdfunding campaigns such as blowjob machines, potato salad and mystery products (recently revealed) making headlines, this latest Kickstarter is no shocker.

An unemployed recent college graduate by the name of Alex Wong is using his free time to “bring back the goals of [his] youth.” He’s crowdfunding the world’s largest dick drawing.

The amount of money raised will directly determine the size of the dick. Pledging $1 to $5 will add the corresponding number of inches while larger pledges will add veins, golden pubes and other details of the male anatomy.

With 27 days still remaining, the project has already raised just about half of its $100 goal.

The genius behind this world record attempt seems pretty damn ecstatic about dick drawings.

“We didn’t grow up drawing dicks out of nowhere. It was fun, it was funny. It’s still fun and it’s still funny,” he says on the page. “Whether it is a terrible sketch on a bar napkin or a beautiful painting on a canvas; a dick drawing is a dick drawing. Seeing an abstract dick by Picasso in a museum is just as funny as drawing one for yourself in the condensation of a car window.”

He accompanied what we’ll take as his profession of dick drawing love with this awkward five-minute video of him narrating the drawing of several dicks, and again, talking about the wonderful memories he associates with such artwork.

Is it us or is this getting weird?

(h/t The Huffington Post)

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