Sextual Healing

This Horny Bot Is the SmarterChild of Sexting

If you play your cards right, you might get to see its dongle.
Artist's rendering. (Photo: Dragon Painting)

Artist’s rendering. (Photo: Dragon Painting)

You might have heard by now that people can be finicky when it comes to sexting. Ladies don’t actually love dick pics, for example, and sending one could actually land you in the clink if you’re in Kenya.

Lucky for phallic photo fanatics, you can now hire a robot to stand in for the human mate you scared away with your last drunken booty text. It’s called Sext Adventure, and it costs $5.

Sext Adventure is a game played through texts, the Mary Sue reports. It’s “like talking to SmarterChild, but with more racy photos.”

To keep a conversation going with the bot, you must simply respond using some of the same words it used in its most recent text. The bot has desires of its own, too. “As the conversation goes on,” the Mary Sue reports, “the bot mixes up different narratives, sends photos with glitchy errors, and uses gender interchangeably to exert its own varied desires.”

In addition to being a great fit for iPhone addicts who are horny and don’t mind sexting with a pretend person, Sext Adventure is also great for those who need to up their dirty SMS skills. If you’re lucky enough to test your new lines on a real person eventually, be sure to leave out the bleeps and bloops.

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