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This New App Wants to Help You Have a Threesome

And thank god, because that one Sex and the City episode made it seem impossible.

(Screengrab: facebook.com/3nderapp)

Easier than ordering Seamless. (Screengrab: facebook.com/3nderapp)

Are you a hot, sexy couple looking for another person (probs a girl, let’s be real) to join you in the act of coitus? If so, you’re in luck. A perplexingly named app could soon exist to aid you in your quest.

Called 3nder (pronounced “threender,” or not), the app’s aim is to provide users with “Threesomes made easy,” which would certainly be a first.

Couples and singles can log in and peruse the offerings before settling on some good ol’ group lovin’. The app isn’t available yet, but is currently being funded on AngelList. The mockups are aesthetically pleasing, but the app isn’t totally done yet,¬†judging by the nonsensical babble on display in the photo above:

“Tattooed yr aesthetic accusamus do, PBR&B assumenda sapiente Terry Richardson McSweeney’s banjo deserunt. Sapiente placeat ethical ennui skateboard Thundercats. Pork”

PBR&B and McSweeney’s?¬†Someone’s trying too hard.

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