In case you didn’t spend the hours between noon and 2pm glued to your TV, the Canadian and American men’s Olympic hockey teams just faced off in a HIGHLY anxiety-provoking semifinal game.
Team Canada supporters took to Twitter attempting to be vicious and competitive with their pro-U.S. rivals, but — rather unsurprisingly — the results were still prettttttty polite:
Hey guys, SO sorry to intrude, but would you mind letting us score, maybe? If not, it’s totally okay. Sorry!
You can’t be that aggressive if you end it with a period.
This seems pretty apathetic.
Again, there’s a general lack of aggression here.
This isn’t so much insulting as it is a mere statement of facts.
It’s okay! You don’t have to feel uncomfortable!
America I am SO SO SORRY, but I just have to retweet this. Again, SORRY!