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Bride Walks Down the Aisle Wearing Google Glass For Some Reason

Okay Glass, sign pre-nup.

She looks thrilled. (Screengrab: okglassido.com)

She looks thrilled. (Screengrab: okglassido.com)

Pinterest boards, viral proposal videos and engagement status updates — it’s tough to decide which online wedding trends to hate most these days. 

Here’s one that will be easy to ignore, as there’s no way it will ever catch on. One bride decided to wear Google Glass on her walk down the aisle.

Jessica Kuan married Steven Soong on Aug. 23 and opted to don the face computer because she and her dude “have a love for technology.”

Us, too, but you won’t see us playing Candy Crush at the altar.

“We wanted to use Google Glass to capture the most intimate moment of our lives,” Ms. Kuan told Mashable in an emailed statement. “All my friends told me they were so emotional that they actually forgot walking down the aisle.”

So now Ms. Kuan has a video from her own point of view of her aisle walk — but she also looks like she’s got a Bluetooth stuck to her right eye in every photo of the walk.

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