It’s the moment you’ve always dreamed of: James Deen, everyone’s favorite nice-Jewish-boy-next-door porn star, is accepting applications for women to bang. There’s only one catch: you have to be down with him filming the entire event. Maybe go pick up some self-tanner on the way home from work?
According to Uproxx, Mr. Deen receives so many emails from women begging him to bang them that he has set up a corner of his website exclusively for people to apply to have sex with him. If you’re worried you don’t fit the porn star mold, the site promises that “James shoots with ALL types of women; confidence is key.”
Of course, lest you think this is your chance to finally convert Mr. Deen to a monogamous husband, be warned: this is all just a way for Mr. Deen to find more models he can get paid to fuck. He’s not, ya know, fucking you because he likes you. “These scenes require a camera present and they will be published/distributed/promoted,” promises the site.”
I guess if you’re going to make a sex tape it may as well be with James Deen.
You can apply (NSFW, obviously) here.