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Earn Free Beer From This High-Tech Machine By Doing Nothing For Three Solid Minutes

Finally.
We got this, guys (Screengrab: YouTube)

We got this, guys (Screengrab: YouTube)

Several weeks ago we informed you of an evil high-tech fridge that denied beer to non-Canadians.

Now, Amstel has gotten into the magical beer dispenser game and they’re using their powers for good by providing drinks to people for the low, low price of “hey, stand still for three minutes.”

Amstel placed a machine in Sofia (the capital of Bulgaria, duh stupid), and about 1,344 people gladly stood still in exchange for a free beer, according to CNet.

We’d beg Amstel to bring one of these to NYC, but laws against drinking in public would hamper its usefulness, unfortunately.

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