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Even Porn Star James Deen Looks a Little Silly Boning in Google Glass

Sure, the POV's great but isn't there some way we can magic the face computer away?
Uhhh, Glass, how do I block out the Glass? (Photo: Screencap)

Uhhh, Glass, how do I block out the Glass? (Photo: Screencap)

Try as they might, the prudes in Mountain View just cannot stop humans from using Glass for dirty purposes.

Sure, Google bowdlerized developer MiKandi’s Tits and Glass, the first porn app for Glass, but that doesn’t mean they’ll let themselves be wholly cock-blocked. They’ve built a platform where users can share videos made with Glass, and they’ve also teamed up with beloved Internet personality James Deen and Andy San Dimas for this production, supposedly the first professional porno made on Glass.

Here’s the trailer; NSFW goes without saying.

Unfortunately, there’s a downside, which is that even Mr. Deen (widely acknowledged to be the only male porn star women will openly admit wanting to bang) looks dorky. Mostly, Glass will jerk you out of the moment enough that you realize two people banging on a cheap desk is really kinda awkward when you think about it–no one wants that.

VICE’s techie wing, Motherboard, attended the shoot, even loaning a pair of Glass to the effort. Turns out wearable tech isn’t a purely seamless erotic experience:

“Before long, the clothes were coming off as the two played with the concept of an X-ray vision app that would render the subject of Glass’s gaze naked. In addition to the plot, the Glass also began to heat up, as it tends to do when recording for an extended period of time. The stars grew irritated with their cyborg extension, which kept getting knocked around and caught in San Dimas’s hair.”

Yeah, not to mention they must be an absolute bear to clean.

(h/t the Verge)

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