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Google Glass’s First Porn App Has An Incredible Name: Tits & Glass

Which rapper is going to be the first to pimp this?
Tits and class. (Photo: MiKandi)

Tits and class. (Photo: MiKandi)

Update: Looks like Mikandi has some work cut out for them: Google has just banned porn from Glass.

America has done it! The first eagerly anticipated porn app for Google Glass is here and it comes bearing the most wonderful name: Tits & Glass.

Developed by the world’s “largest app store” MiKandi, the free app lets horny cyborgs share, browse, comment, and vote on their favorite pornographic content right in front of their faces. It comes preloaded with photos and skin flicks that are optimized for Glass’s point-of-view, so it’s sort of like you’re near a woman. Original content filmed with Glass will be available soon, the company said.

The NSFW site emphasizes that a bulk of the app consists of user-generated content. Users are encouraged to share their naughty pictures with the “Tits & Glass community,” and then people can vote on their favorites. There’s an option to leave speech-to-text comments on pictures ensuring a non-interrupted experience.

The website describes using the app as uh, a full-bodied experience:

“Because it feels so familiar and natural to wear, you can put it on, turn it on, and get it on with ease,” the website reads.

That sounds a lot easier than having sex.

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