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Attention, Everyone: Steve Wozniak Has Already Met Kim and Kanye’s Baby

"Sweet little baby?" "As far as you can tell."
Mr. Wozniak. (Screencap)

Mr. Wozniak. (Screencap)

Last night, Business Insider reports, Steve Wozniak appeared on “Piers Morgan Live.” Normally, there’d be nothing remarkable about that, but this time he had some rather unusual value to add.

That’s because Woz, the cofounder of Apple, is one of the few people who’s actually met North West, the firstborn child of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.


Mr. Morgan pressed him for details:

“I have seen a lot of babies, and a baby represents the love between the people and that meant more to me and the love that Kim was showing to Kanye. Just because he was interested in technology and companies, she, as a birthday present, she had me come up there to meet him.”

The perfect push present for the man who thinksĀ he’s the next Steve Jobs (despite his doing no pushing). Woz sure seemed impressed, saying it was “unbelievable that a woman would do that,” and, “I just think she is doing everything she can to show her love to her man.” Because carrying his child for nine months just isn’t enough.

The hell with that; Piers wanted more details about the infant. “Sweet little baby?” he asked. “As far as you can tell,” Woz responded, patently clueless about the celebrity baby beat.

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